10:53pmJack
wow
you already promised you would go
10:54pmMike
no I didn't
my mom probably wouldn't let me
10:54pmJack
remember?
10:54pmMike
I don't make promises
I BREAK THEM
10:54pmJack
you said "I will definitely go on this trip no matter what"
your mother loves me
she would totally let you go
10:58pmMike
she has never met you
probably thinks you are a trouble maker
who would rob the shoes off of my feet if given the chance
10:59pmJack
I think I may have actually met her once when she was helping you move stuff in?
regardless she knows OF me
10:59pmMike
maybe
how do you know I ever say anything about you
I could suppress info
11:00pmJack
my parents ask me questions about you sometimes
11:00pmMike
like if I roll drugs
11:00pmJack
they'll be like "so do you still see Mike Petrie a lot?"
11:00pmMike
get arrested
11:00pmJack
boring stuff like that
and I'll be like
yeah we snort crack every weekend together
and they'll be like "i knew he was a troublemaker"
11:01pmMike
pile as high as the ceiling
11:04pmMike
I told my parents that you don't speak english
and that you are a columbian drug lord
selling to students
11:04pmJack
soy un mercandero de drogas
11:05pmMike
then they don't ask about you
11:06pmJack
i bet your parents love me. Everyone's parents love me.
I seem so innocent
little do they know
11:07pmMike
that's what my one friend also said
11:08pmJack
well were he/she right?
11:08pmMike
until they slipped up
they're six feet under now
in another country
11:17pmJack
nick kaplan probably wouldn't want you to call him dead
11:18pmMike
where you creeping through my facebook feeds
to see which of my friends went to another country
11:18pmJack
no, i knew that prior
11:18pmMike
when
11:18pmJack
i dunno like a month ago
people you frequently interact with on facebook show up in your feed a lot
you show up in my feed a lot
11:19pmMike
YOU WERE CREEPIN
IN MY PAGES
11:20pmJack
that's patently ridiculous
Friday, February 26, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Untitled
Was it love
in Romeo and Juliet
when he made a toast to the afterlife
and she penetrated her heart,
finally bringing them together
in a crimson wedding
Was it love
when Achilles fell to his knees
to longingly cradle the lifeless form
of Patroclus.
To swear revenge against the
shining helm of Hector
Was it love
or
Was it violence
in Romeo and Juliet
when he made a toast to the afterlife
and she penetrated her heart,
finally bringing them together
in a crimson wedding
Was it love
when Achilles fell to his knees
to longingly cradle the lifeless form
of Patroclus.
To swear revenge against the
shining helm of Hector
Was it love
or
Was it violence
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