I love the wind. Sometimes when I get hit by a breeze, I leave my body. It's surreal.
Sometimes, the wind will bring me your scent and I miss you. But only a bit.

If I do decide to pursue architecture, I'll probably need to leave Case soon. I don't know if I can leave so many of my favorite people.

I've been meaning to pursue more artistic endeavors, but when I paint I almost never finish. And I always find that discouraging. Most of the time I stop because I lose whatever feeling I had for the piece, or I don't know where to go with it. Sometimes I just paint over them.

I hate people as a group, though I love individuals.
"I love to preach tolerance, but truthfully I'm the least tolerant person I know. I cheerfully write off bigots, dogmatists, and hypocrites without a second thought. I don't actually know anyone who would exclude or think badly of someone based on their sexuality, but I hear that people like that are out there, and I'm pretty sure that if I ever actually ran into one I would be able to give them fifteen way better reasons to full-out hate me, starting with my utter contempt for them."
- Devin Grayson
I have a very low tolerance for intolerance and chosen stupidity.
Body heat.

Not Jimmy Buffet

Sam:
ah, i just finished the red hot chilli peppers playlist for about the 10th time since finals started
what should i listen too now?

Me:
is 'not jimmy buffett' an option?

Sam:
[glare]

Me:
lol i know that face

Conversations, mas

Gregory
JACK BRADY
is PEtrie near you at all?
6:56pm

Me
hi greg
nope
what's up?
6:56pm

Gregory
damn
where is he
brendan and i need him for the jedi council
6:57pm

Me
i'm not sure what's going on. but i think he's studying, probably in his room
what is the jedi council deciding?
6:58pm

Gregory
nothing yet
but we're just chilling like some mean jedi
does he share a suite with you?
6:59pm

Me
not this semester
last semester we did
6:59pm

Gregory
what da hell?
how's that whack crack work
6:59pm

Me
lol
I moved into my fraternity house to save money
7:00pm

Gregory
...

the council has decreed that you are a sith lord
7:01pm

Me
that means I get to strangle people with my mind, right? I'm pretty sure that's cooler than "persuasion"
you can agree. i won't tell the others on the jedi council
7:02pm

Gregory
...
never will I fall to the dark side
7:03pm

Me
perhaps you already have
muahahahaha
MUAHAHAHAHA

GREG

I AM YOUR FATHER
7:03pm

Gregory
your hate made you powerful it has

Things I do/like

I don't know what to write about, it's just too much. Instead, I've updated my list of interests.

Video games, drawing, painting, reading books that aren't about people in the mid 1800s, horticulture, sociology, psychology, photography, card games like Magic, music, anime, zombies, sarcasm, superheroes, entertaining propaganda, reading movie reviews, tea, listening, origami, mythology, traveling, folklore, bubblegum, trying to roll my "r", playing the saxophone, jazz, small containers, dark humor, large mugs, trying new food/things, meeting new people, eating with chopsticks, service organizations, wearing jeans, monocles, antiquing, people that paint on shoes, passing important things down through generations, supernatural/ghost stories, warm rain, nostalgia, eye colors, obscure words, slang in other languages, sleeping, shirts with cool designs, palindromes, weird facts/books of random facts, vampire squids, tesseracts, sonic weaponry, speaking in Spanish, secret government projects (shh), lemon cupcakes, staying up late, watching bad or obscure movies with friends, Hayao Miyazaki, 2D fighting games, savants, Great Pandas, measuring things in cups, quotations, being confused, walking quickly, candy sculptures, chainsaw sculpting, physiological psychology and neuroscience, robots, crunchy peanut butter, personal customization, stickers, secret rooms, famous sociopaths, losing my keys, recycling, yo-yos, taboo, windy days, exorcisms, documenting things that happen in my life, comic books, Dungeons & Dragons, pop culture references, art deco, taping things to my walls, not being lonely, birds (especially weird ones like quails), racquetball, wearing suits, nicknames, writing down things I have to do and crossing them off in lists, color-coded highlighting, human sexuality, gender studies, not being an early adapter, not being frugal, handcrafted wooden things, cuddling, baking - but even more so cooking (especially for others), trees – including but not limited to giant ones, people who like to do things and have interests, midday naps on really nice days where I open my window and listen to people outside, hookah, understanding attraction, glasses, internet memes, trying to be a good big brother, learning, kitsch, plaid, gardening, the Discovery channel, snowslides and sledding, having a goofy grin, laughing a lot, having an appropriate level of mystery, nachos, curly hair, hairstyles, coffee, the electromagnetic spectrum, LGBT rights, activism, minimalist German movie posters, attractive men, sharing things that I think are cool with others (especially if they find it cool), improv comedy, looking at stars, farmers’ markets, public transportation, the internet, poetry, juices, Nikola Tesla, steampunk art, retrotronics, crocheting, making things myself, yogurt

This is, apparently, a real thing

Smarties

Apparently there are two different kinds of Smarties. In the US, we generally think of these:


You know, those chalky little disks you got from your teacher in second grade for doing well on your spelling tests. Link here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_(Ce_De_Candy)

In most European countries and Canada Smarties refer to these:


Interestingly enough, the original blue Smartie (European) was discontinued because of unsure effects of the blue coloring used. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties
Additionally, the original name of "Smarties Chocolate Beans" was discontinued in 1977 because they thought the term "beans" was misleading. You'd think that with a name like Smarties they'd give their consumers a bit more credit.

http://instantrimshot.com/

A Gift for my Dad

3:14amJack

I'm going home for my dad's birthday on sunday

i still need to get him something...

also thesehttp://kotaku.com/5502464/street-fighter-zombies-zombie-street-fighters/gallery/ (pictures of zombie street fighter characters)

3:14amMike

UWT

WUT*

those are pretty disturbing

blanka looks like a licker from resident evil

3:15amJack

haha yeah he does now that you mention it

3:15amMike

you should buy your dad a waffle maker

everyone loves waffles

3:15amJack

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?

3:16amMike

most of the time

3:16amJack

:(

3:16amMike

when they have the mix

which is never

3:16amJack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g (do you like waffles? music video)

3:16amMike

what do you guys usually get your dad

lol I remember this now

3:17amJack

lol if you scroll down on my page you'll my sisters and i talking about it

3:17amMike

oh yeah

I read that earlier

your sister said your dad likes protein

3:17amJack

hahaha yeah

i don't know what she's talking about

3:18amMike

like for body building?

3:18amJack

she said i would understand if i lived there

the idea of my dad bodybuilding makes me lol

3:18amMike

he probably busts out the bench press when you aren't home

3:19amJack

he probably does. he's secretly a world warrior

3:19amMike

lol

what do you guys get your dad for christmas

3:20amJack

uhh. what did we get him. something from all of us maybe? i don't know, he doesn't really have any hobbies. We'll get him books but he won't read them, we'll get him clothes but he won't wear them, we'll buy him CDs but he won't listen to them

3:21amMike

lol

my dad is usually clothes

that's about it

maybe your dad would like some manngas

some tankoubons

does he watch anything on tv like a series?

3:22amJack

wtf is a tankobon? is that a collection of manga?

3:22amMike

nihongo for japanese

manga

3:23amJack

no not really. i mean he watches TV but not like a specific show i don't think. I once got him episodes of the three stooges. he liked that

3:23amMike

does he like guns

weapons are the gift that keep on giving

3:23amJack

haha no

3:23amMike

they can always be practical

3:24amJack

maybe a flail

he doesn't have a flail

3:24amMike

+ shield

3:24amJack

+Mike petrie do you want to play DnD with Sam Roberts, Derek and I? I'm DMing, but I'd like to have at least 3 people. I'd be once a week, and it's steampunk pirate based

3:25amMike

what is your dad about, does he do anything outside?

maybe

3:25amJack

he rakes leaves

and cuts the grass

general lawn management

things

3:25amMike

does he need a new rake

3:25amJack

haha i don't think so

3:25amMike

maybe you guys can get him a really nice rake

made from japanese steel

3:25amJack

ohhhhhhh

watashi wa

3:25amMike

deskkkaaa

eeee ooo

3:25amJack

"japanese steelu" desu

hikarimasen

3:26amMike

but honestly dads are always hard to buy stuff for

did your mom give you guys any ideas?

3:26amJack

yeah, she suggested I get him a case hoodie

he'd probably like it, it's a pretty good idea

3:27amMike

yea I think my mom told my brother to get one for my dad awhile back

I googled gifts for dad

and got a whole lotta nothing

3:28amJack

i could get him a ball of yarn

oh wait that's cats

3:28amMike

lol

this was one of the links

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/

they are all mostly bad

3:29amJack

'Swedish FireSteel'? Whattttt

3:29amMike

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/a33b/ (hand strengthener machine)

this is practical

3:31amJack

I just read the description

that's certainly something

it is A thing that could 'technically' be purchased

3:31amMike

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/a67f/ (indiana jones' hat)

maybe he wants to be indiana jones

3:33amJack

that's handy. he's been meaning to go spelunking for awhile now

3:33amMike

lol

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/8193/

HOLY SHIT

VIRTUAL KEYBOARD

3:34amJack

that is actually really really cool

but it think it's really really cool in a mike petrie and jack brady kind of way, not so much a j. kirk brady kind of way

3:35amMike

your right

he wants the hat

3:35amJack

I wonder if they send you a treasure map when you order two