10:53pmJack
wow
you already promised you would go
10:54pmMike
no I didn't
my mom probably wouldn't let me
10:54pmJack
remember?
10:54pmMike
I don't make promises
I BREAK THEM
10:54pmJack
you said "I will definitely go on this trip no matter what"
your mother loves me
she would totally let you go
10:58pmMike
she has never met you
probably thinks you are a trouble maker
who would rob the shoes off of my feet if given the chance
10:59pmJack
I think I may have actually met her once when she was helping you move stuff in?
regardless she knows OF me
10:59pmMike
maybe
how do you know I ever say anything about you
I could suppress info
11:00pmJack
my parents ask me questions about you sometimes
11:00pmMike
like if I roll drugs
11:00pmJack
they'll be like "so do you still see Mike Petrie a lot?"
11:00pmMike
get arrested
11:00pmJack
boring stuff like that
and I'll be like
yeah we snort crack every weekend together
and they'll be like "i knew he was a troublemaker"
11:01pmMike
pile as high as the ceiling
11:04pmMike
I told my parents that you don't speak english
and that you are a columbian drug lord
selling to students
11:04pmJack
soy un mercandero de drogas
11:05pmMike
then they don't ask about you
11:06pmJack
i bet your parents love me. Everyone's parents love me.
I seem so innocent
little do they know
11:07pmMike
that's what my one friend also said
11:08pmJack
well were he/she right?
11:08pmMike
until they slipped up
they're six feet under now
in another country
11:17pmJack
nick kaplan probably wouldn't want you to call him dead
11:18pmMike
where you creeping through my facebook feeds
to see which of my friends went to another country
11:18pmJack
no, i knew that prior
11:18pmMike
when
11:18pmJack
i dunno like a month ago
people you frequently interact with on facebook show up in your feed a lot
you show up in my feed a lot
11:19pmMike
YOU WERE CREEPIN
IN MY PAGES
11:20pmJack
that's patently ridiculous
Friday, February 26, 2010
Derailed Road Trip Conversation
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parents,
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