Conversations, mas

Gregory
JACK BRADY
is PEtrie near you at all?
6:56pm

Me
hi greg
nope
what's up?
6:56pm

Gregory
damn
where is he
brendan and i need him for the jedi council
6:57pm

Me
i'm not sure what's going on. but i think he's studying, probably in his room
what is the jedi council deciding?
6:58pm

Gregory
nothing yet
but we're just chilling like some mean jedi
does he share a suite with you?
6:59pm

Me
not this semester
last semester we did
6:59pm

Gregory
what da hell?
how's that whack crack work
6:59pm

Me
lol
I moved into my fraternity house to save money
7:00pm

Gregory
...

the council has decreed that you are a sith lord
7:01pm

Me
that means I get to strangle people with my mind, right? I'm pretty sure that's cooler than "persuasion"
you can agree. i won't tell the others on the jedi council
7:02pm

Gregory
...
never will I fall to the dark side
7:03pm

Me
perhaps you already have
muahahahaha
MUAHAHAHAHA

GREG

I AM YOUR FATHER
7:03pm

Gregory
your hate made you powerful it has