All I Need to Know

2010-08-14T00:47:00.002-04:00

I love the wind. Sometimes when I get hit by a breeze, I leave my body. It's surreal.
Sometimes, the wind will bring me your scent and I miss you. But only a bit.

If I do decide to pursue architecture, I'll probably need to leave Case soon. I don't know if I can leave so many of my favorite people.

I've been meaning to pursue more artistic endeavors, but when I paint I almost never finish. And I always find that discouraging. Most of the time I stop because I lose whatever feeling I had for the piece, or I don't know where to go with it. Sometimes I just paint over them.

I hate people as a group, though I love individuals.
"I love to preach tolerance, but truthfully I'm the least tolerant person I know. I cheerfully write off bigots, dogmatists, and hypocrites without a second thought. I don't actually know anyone who would exclude or think badly of someone based on their sexuality, but I hear that people like that are out there, and I'm pretty sure that if I ever actually ran into one I would be able to give them fifteen way better reasons to full-out hate me, starting with my utter contempt for them."
- Devin Grayson
I have a very low tolerance for intolerance and chosen stupidity.
Body heat.

Not Jimmy Buffet

2010-05-18T02:15:00.001-04:00

Sam:
ah, i just finished the red hot chilli peppers playlist for about the 10th time since finals started
what should i listen too now?

Me:
is 'not jimmy buffett' an option?

Sam:
[glare]

Me:
lol i know that face

Conversations, mas

2010-04-28T22:31:00.002-04:00

Gregory
JACK BRADY
is PEtrie near you at all?
6:56pm

Me
hi greg
nope
what's up?
6:56pm

Gregory
damn
where is he
brendan and i need him for the jedi council
6:57pm

Me
i'm not sure what's going on. but i think he's studying, probably in his room
what is the jedi council deciding?
6:58pm

Gregory
nothing yet
but we're just chilling like some mean jedi
does he share a suite with you?
6:59pm

Me
not this semester
last semester we did
6:59pm

Gregory
what da hell?
how's that whack crack work
6:59pm

Me
lol
I moved into my fraternity house to save money
7:00pm

Gregory
...

the council has decreed that you are a sith lord
7:01pm

Me
that means I get to strangle people with my mind, right? I'm pretty sure that's cooler than "persuasion"
you can agree. i won't tell the others on the jedi council
7:02pm

Gregory
...
never will I fall to the dark side
7:03pm

Me
perhaps you already have
muahahahaha
MUAHAHAHAHA

GREG

I AM YOUR FATHER
7:03pm

Gregory
your hate made you powerful it has

Things I do/like

2010-04-14T03:30:00.003-04:00

I don't know what to write about, it's just too much. Instead, I've updated my list of interests.

Video games, drawing, painting, reading books that aren't about people in the mid 1800s, horticulture, sociology, psychology, photography, card games like Magic, music, anime, zombies, sarcasm, superheroes, entertaining propaganda, reading movie reviews, tea, listening, origami, mythology, traveling, folklore, bubblegum, trying to roll my "r", playing the saxophone, jazz, small containers, dark humor, large mugs, trying new food/things, meeting new people, eating with chopsticks, service organizations, wearing jeans, monocles, antiquing, people that paint on shoes, passing important things down through generations, supernatural/ghost stories, warm rain, nostalgia, eye colors, obscure words, slang in other languages, sleeping, shirts with cool designs, palindromes, weird facts/books of random facts, vampire squids, tesseracts, sonic weaponry, speaking in Spanish, secret government projects (shh), lemon cupcakes, staying up late, watching bad or obscure movies with friends, Hayao Miyazaki, 2D fighting games, savants, Great Pandas, measuring things in cups, quotations, being confused, walking quickly, candy sculptures, chainsaw sculpting, physiological psychology and neuroscience, robots, crunchy peanut butter, personal customization, stickers, secret rooms, famous sociopaths, losing my keys, recycling, yo-yos, taboo, windy days, exorcisms, documenting things that happen in my life, comic books, Dungeons & Dragons, pop culture references, art deco, taping things to my walls, not being lonely, birds (especially weird ones like quails), racquetball, wearing suits, nicknames, writing down things I have to do and crossing them off in lists, color-coded highlighting, human sexuality, gender studies, not being an early adapter, not being frugal, handcrafted wooden things, cuddling, baking - but even more so cooking (especially for others), trees – including but not limited to giant ones, people who like to do things and have interests, midday naps on really nice days where I open my window and listen to people outside, hookah, understanding attraction, glasses, internet memes, trying to be a good big brother, learning, kitsch, plaid, gardening, the Discovery channel, snowslides and sledding, having a goofy grin, laughing a lot, having an appropriate level of mystery, nachos, curly hair, hairstyles, coffee, the electromagnetic spectrum, LGBT rights, activism, minimalist German movie posters, attractive men, sharing things that I think are cool with others (especially if they find it cool), improv comedy, looking at stars, farmers’ markets, public transportation, the internet, poetry, juices, Nikola Tesla, steampunk art, retrotronics, crocheting, making things myself, yogurt

This is, apparently, a real thing

2010-03-30T10:09:00.001-04:00

Smarties

2010-03-29T00:45:00.004-04:00

Apparently there are two different kinds of Smarties. In the US, we generally think of these:

You know, those chalky little disks you got from your teacher in second grade for doing well on your spelling tests. Link here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_(Ce_De_Candy)

In most European countries and Canada Smarties refer to these:

Interestingly enough, the original blue Smartie (European) was discontinued because of unsure effects of the blue coloring used. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties
Additionally, the original name of "Smarties Chocolate Beans" was discontinued in 1977 because they thought the term "beans" was misleading. You'd think that with a name like Smarties they'd give their consumers a bit more credit.

http://instantrimshot.com/

A Gift for my Dad

2010-03-27T18:35:00.002-04:00

3:14amJack

I'm going home for my dad's birthday on sunday

i still need to get him something...

also thesehttp://kotaku.com/5502464/street-fighter-zombies-zombie-street-fighters/gallery/ (pictures of zombie street fighter characters)

3:14amMike

UWT

WUT*

those are pretty disturbing

blanka looks like a licker from resident evil

3:15amJack

haha yeah he does now that you mention it

3:15amMike

you should buy your dad a waffle maker

everyone loves waffles

3:15amJack

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?

3:16amMike

most of the time

3:16amJack

3:16amMike

when they have the mix

which is never

3:16amJack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g (do you like waffles? music video)

3:16amMike

what do you guys usually get your dad

lol I remember this now

3:17amJack

lol if you scroll down on my page you'll my sisters and i talking about it

3:17amMike

oh yeah

I read that earlier

your sister said your dad likes protein

3:17amJack

hahaha yeah

i don't know what she's talking about

3:18amMike

like for body building?

3:18amJack

she said i would understand if i lived there

the idea of my dad bodybuilding makes me lol

3:18amMike

he probably busts out the bench press when you aren't home

3:19amJack

he probably does. he's secretly a world warrior

3:19amMike

lol

what do you guys get your dad for christmas

3:20amJack

uhh. what did we get him. something from all of us maybe? i don't know, he doesn't really have any hobbies. We'll get him books but he won't read them, we'll get him clothes but he won't wear them, we'll buy him CDs but he won't listen to them

3:21amMike

lol

my dad is usually clothes

that's about it

maybe your dad would like some manngas

some tankoubons

does he watch anything on tv like a series?

3:22amJack

wtf is a tankobon? is that a collection of manga?

3:22amMike

nihongo for japanese

manga

3:23amJack

no not really. i mean he watches TV but not like a specific show i don't think. I once got him episodes of the three stooges. he liked that

3:23amMike

does he like guns

weapons are the gift that keep on giving

3:23amJack

haha no

3:23amMike

they can always be practical

3:24amJack

maybe a flail

he doesn't have a flail

3:24amMike

+ shield

3:24amJack

+Mike petrie do you want to play DnD with Sam Roberts, Derek and I? I'm DMing, but I'd like to have at least 3 people. I'd be once a week, and it's steampunk pirate based

3:25amMike

what is your dad about, does he do anything outside?

maybe

3:25amJack

he rakes leaves

and cuts the grass

general lawn management

things

3:25amMike

does he need a new rake

3:25amJack

haha i don't think so

3:25amMike

maybe you guys can get him a really nice rake

made from japanese steel

3:25amJack

ohhhhhhh

watashi wa

3:25amMike

deskkkaaa

eeee ooo

3:25amJack

"japanese steelu" desu

hikarimasen

3:26amMike

but honestly dads are always hard to buy stuff for

did your mom give you guys any ideas?

3:26amJack

yeah, she suggested I get him a case hoodie

he'd probably like it, it's a pretty good idea

3:27amMike

yea I think my mom told my brother to get one for my dad awhile back

I googled gifts for dad

and got a whole lotta nothing

3:28amJack

i could get him a ball of yarn

oh wait that's cats

3:28amMike

lol

this was one of the links

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/

they are all mostly bad

3:29amJack

'Swedish FireSteel'? Whattttt

3:29amMike

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/a33b/ (hand strengthener machine)

this is practical

3:31amJack

I just read the description

that's certainly something

it is A thing that could 'technically' be purchased

3:31amMike

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/a67f/ (indiana jones' hat)

maybe he wants to be indiana jones

3:33amJack

that's handy. he's been meaning to go spelunking for awhile now

3:33amMike

lol

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/8193/

HOLY SHIT

VIRTUAL KEYBOARD

3:34amJack

that is actually really really cool

but it think it's really really cool in a mike petrie and jack brady kind of way, not so much a j. kirk brady kind of way

3:35amMike

your right

he wants the hat

3:35amJack

I wonder if they send you a treasure map when you order two

Watch these kids try not to eat a marshmallow

2010-03-01T17:23:00.001-05:00

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Derailed Road Trip Conversation

2010-02-26T02:48:00.002-05:00

10:53pmJack
wow
you already promised you would go

10:54pmMike
no I didn't
my mom probably wouldn't let me

10:54pmJack
remember?

10:54pmMike
I don't make promises
I BREAK THEM

10:54pmJack
you said "I will definitely go on this trip no matter what"
your mother loves me
she would totally let you go

10:58pmMike
she has never met you
probably thinks you are a trouble maker
who would rob the shoes off of my feet if given the chance

10:59pmJack
I think I may have actually met her once when she was helping you move stuff in?
regardless she knows OF me

10:59pmMike
maybe
how do you know I ever say anything about you
I could suppress info

11:00pmJack
my parents ask me questions about you sometimes

11:00pmMike
like if I roll drugs

11:00pmJack
they'll be like "so do you still see Mike Petrie a lot?"

11:00pmMike
get arrested

11:00pmJack
boring stuff like that
and I'll be like
yeah we snort crack every weekend together
and they'll be like "i knew he was a troublemaker"

11:01pmMike
pile as high as the ceiling

11:04pmMike
I told my parents that you don't speak english
and that you are a columbian drug lord
selling to students

11:04pmJack
soy un mercandero de drogas

11:05pmMike
then they don't ask about you

11:06pmJack
i bet your parents love me. Everyone's parents love me.
I seem so innocent
little do they know

11:07pmMike
that's what my one friend also said

11:08pmJack
well were he/she right?

11:08pmMike
until they slipped up
they're six feet under now
in another country

11:17pmJack
nick kaplan probably wouldn't want you to call him dead

11:18pmMike
where you creeping through my facebook feeds
to see which of my friends went to another country

11:18pmJack
no, i knew that prior

11:18pmMike
when

11:18pmJack
i dunno like a month ago
people you frequently interact with on facebook show up in your feed a lot
you show up in my feed a lot

11:19pmMike
YOU WERE CREEPIN
IN MY PAGES

11:20pmJack
that's patently ridiculous

Untitled

2010-02-23T00:53:00.002-05:00

Was it love
in Romeo and Juliet
when he made a toast to the afterlife
and she penetrated her heart,
finally bringing them together
in a crimson wedding

Was it love
when Achilles fell to his knees
to longingly cradle the lifeless form
of Patroclus.
To swear revenge against the
shining helm of Hector

Was it love
or
Was it violence

Jack is an Angry Person Part 1

2010-02-07T22:51:00.003-05:00

Angry. Right now I am angry. The kind of irreconcilable anger that bursts from your body, staining your mind. The kind of anger that will let both your common sense and sense of decency look the other way for a few minutes. It is the anger of futility, of realizing that a situation is much worse than you originally thought.

A few things that have recently come to my attention in quick succession are the cause.

Number one. I would like to direct your attention to some superbowl commercials. First, an advocacy ad for "Focus on the Family" a prolife group.

http://watching-tv.ew.com/2010/02/07/tim-tebow-super-bowl-ad/

This year the superbowl advertising committee (or what have you) has decided to make its "no advocacy" commercial rule more lenient, allowing the previous commercial to air. Here, then, is a second commercial that has been denied the chance to air...

http://www.thrfeed.com/2010/01/cbs-should-accept-gay-dating-site-ad.html

I know what I want to say, but I'm not sure how to word it. Here goes:
First of all, both of these commercials are pretty bad in an advertising sense. Particularly the Focus on the Family one, as it basically gives you no idea what they're trying to "sell" to you. I looked up this Focus on the Family group and it turns out they advocate a lot more than just a prolife message. Let me explain via wikipedia.

In the same letter Dobson explains that traditional marriage is the cornerstone of society, and he states that the goal of the gay and lesbian movement is not to redefine marriage but to destroy the institution itself. “Most gays and lesbians do not want to marry each other…the intention here is to destroy marriage altogether.” Dobson makes the argument that without the institution of marriage everyone would enjoy the benefits of marriage without limiting the number of partners or their gender. Focus on the Family sees allowing same-sex marriage as “…a stepping-stone on the road to eliminating all societal restrictions and on marriage and sexuality.” -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focus_on_the_Family

It just seems odd that they'd let an advocacy group that supports "traditional family values" run an ad, and then deny a goofy and over-the-top one from a gay dating site. I understand there's limited space and all for the time slots, but from what the previous link says, that doesn't seem to be the case (and they had more than enough $). Also, the fact that the commercial might be too "risque'" doesn't hold any salt. Here's a double-entendre filled Go Daddy advert with Danica Patrick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSFSesCsDNM

I'm going to return to my homework, but don't worry, this is just part #1.

Another Conversation

2010-02-03T01:19:00.001-05:00

9:34pmJack

party

oontz

9:34pm Mike

take that shit somewhere else

9:34pmJack

what i can't hear you

oontz

the music is too loud

9:34pm Mike

TURN DOWN THAT SHIT

RIGHT NOW

9:34pmJack

oontz

WHAT

oontzo

oontz

9:35pm Mike

YOU GONNA GET A GLOCK UP IN YO FACE

9:35pmJack

oontz

9:35pm Mike

I AIN'T AFRAID TO TAKE A MAN'S LIFE

9:35pmJack

oontz

A MUSTACHE IN MY PLACE?

oontz

9:36pm Mike

MASHED POTATOES

9:36pmJack

oontz

9:36pmMike

IM GONNA CALL FINNY-CENT

TO ICE YO ASS

9:36pmJack

SMASHED TOMATOES?

9:36pmMike

OUTSIDE

9:37pmJack

oontz

YEAH OKAY I;LL SEE YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE TOO

Mike

RALPH MACCIO

9:37pmJack

*turns off music

what about Ralph Maccio?

the most ubiquitous sort of bracken

2010-02-02T13:35:00.004-05:00

(unfortunately my lettering and spacing hasn't been preserved in the html format)

filth falls slowly
from your mouth
taking days
years
to reach the ground
triumphant with
a well kept smirk
hiding quietly
we recoil
not just from words
but the death you quickly grant
to the
low

hanging

fruit

already heavy with juice
from the dark
saccharine nutrients
your soil so readily provides
venomous tendrils firmly planted
curled closely, protecting
suffocating
your malicious
saplings

In my latin american lit book

2010-02-01T21:17:00.002-05:00

I really rather like this Native American folk song, appropriately titled

"Song"

Prince
Because you're a star
yes
you shine at night
yes
under the sun's fire
yes
I'll never see you
yes

Princess
If I'm a star
no
open your heart
no
and under the sun's fire
no
half-close your eyes
no

Prince
You seem to recall
yes
only in moonlight
yes
and when I come near
yes
you change into snow
yes

Princess
If I seem to call
no
please come quickly
no
if I change into snow
no
toss me your fire
no

Prince
When my fire burns you
yes
you change into dew
yes
are you the wind
yes
or are you a dream
yes

Princess
If you think I am dew
no
bring your lips near
no
though I may be a dream
no
don't ever lose me
no

What not to do with your Children

2010-01-26T04:14:00.003-05:00

A) Do not use your children as free weights. This is a BAD idea. The '90s were full of bad ideas: boy bands, fanny packs, and now this.

In other news, Sam and I are working on our combination Arnold Schwarzenegger/ Christopher Walken impression.

The best way to describe it is to say "Hasta la vista, baby" in halting Walkenese. If you manage this first step you are on the right path.

Personal news: Rush is finally coming to a close, which means I will have a lot more time to relax and concentrate on my research. Not to mention all of the catching up I have to do with reading assignments... The rest of the school week will be really stressful so I'm definitely looking forward to the weekend as a respite from some anxiety. But then that brings up an important question, what am I going to do this weekend - relax and unwind, or catch up on my reading? A decision for another time - now I need to stop procrastinating and finish this last part of my homework for tomorrow.

Conversations we have

2010-01-21T14:07:00.003-05:00

(via text messages)

Mike Petrie: [person 1] has reverted to bolting the door again.
Me: How's that working out for you?
Mike: All of the furniture is gone.
Me: Lol now where is [person 2] going to sit?
Mike: [person 1] called it divine retribution - he said that god hates furniture because it makes us lazy and not proclaim the good will to others
Me: And he's damn right, too. Chairs are one of the main tools of the devil.
Mike: Cursed upholstery.

(in person)

Me: Kyle are you going to laser tag (motions guns) and . . . (I forget what I'm saying) skyline chili?
Derek: Yeaaah Kyle, we never see you anymore.
Kyle: Nah, I've got a lot of homework to do tonight.
Me: We've all got homework.
Kyle: I've got a lot to make up from when I was sick, I have to . . . (talks about stuff he has to do)
Me: Well, maybe you shouldn't have gotten food poisoning.
Kyle: Oh yeah, that's . . . that's really funny, thanks. Now I'm definitely not going.

Abrasive

2009-12-22T01:41:00.003-05:00

So home has been fun so far. Christmas break is certainly going by a lot faster than it was last year, although I think I finished my finals in the first week last time. My family is awesome to hang out with, even though they occasionally get on my nerves. Now that we're all older, I just chalk it up to differences in personality. I mean...for instance, if I wasn't related to my older sister I think we'd be even better friends. The fact that we're related gives us a chance to vent at each other once in awhile which can cause disagreements.

I've been pretty decent lately.

I know I don't write in here too often, but it's not because of a lack of interest. I find writing very cathartic, but at the same time it's very difficult to start a post. Lots of times I'll have a complex idea I've been thinking about and mulling over, but I have no way of putting it into words - and in the process end up writing nothing.

I've been thinking a bit lately about what age means to me. People always say that your teenage years are your formative years, generally in the 13-17 range, but I think a lot of that is bull. I mean, you certainly start to discover things about yourself at that age, but no one I know who is my age has everything figured out. When I was younger I always thought that 19-20 year old people were supposed to already be adults, but that seems to be far from the truth.

I know I still have a lot to learn about myself, and the problem is that I'm not sure I'll be able to do it where I am right now. I'm not really sure that Case is the right place for me. In some ways we're a great fit: academically, in some ways socially... I have a lot of similar interests that the general student body has...

But then I'm also sick of a bunch of things. I'm sick of people passing judgment on me, both academically and socially. No, I haven't yet been published in a damn scientific magazine, but I am in a really cool research group that lets me head my own projects with assistance. And despite so many peoples' "apparent concern" for my academic life I managed to earn 5 A marks and 1 B mark, grades that I'm very happy with. One thing that pisses me off is when people ask about how my homework is going, no one generally asks out of real concern, it's out of jealousy (often because I appear to be finished). Not that anyone actually needs to ask me how my homework is going, I'd be perfectly happy never talking to my friends about school. I was already sick of competing academically in grade school, and just because you think you're hot stuff doesn't mean I want to talk to you about how great you did on all your tests. But once in a while I'll play the game if asked how I did on something. Additionally, I'm sick of all the hate anyone but pre-med students and engineers receive. It's absolutely ridiculous. People are allowed to study whatever they want and they don't need your two cents worth of input.
People here tend to be competitive, cutthroat - and all too often my general easygoing nature is confused with naivete, lazyness, or stupidity. Additionally, just because I don't constantly reference my personal skills doesn't mean I lack them.
Socially, a lot of the student body seems to be scared of new things. People rarely want to go out on weekends, meet new people, etc.
A lot of these traits I'm naming aren't necessarily bad - they tend to create very small and tightly-knit groups. But I personally don't think that's really what I want. Now is the time to meet new people, not the time to stagnate. But that's just my worthless two cents.

In addition, this isn't directed towards anyone in particular, it's mostly just a spiteful and inconsistent rant. In regards to any boasting that went on, it' s lashing out at feeling intellectually devalued for a year and a half and I apologize for nothing that I wrote.

I've occasionally been told, especially by my mom, that I can be abrasively straightforward. She never says it in a mean way, and I know that in some ways she's right. But for me personally, it happens to be the best way to deal with many situations.

Jack's Chai Tea Recipe

2009-10-28T23:02:00.002-04:00

My mom called me today during an SI session and wanted to know if I could come home tonight. I had forgotten that I was supposed to go to a doctor's appointment in the morning and she thought it would be easier if my dad came to get me tonight. While getting my stuff ready to go, I threw in a chai tea bag with my stuff. There's something mellowing about chai . . .

Anyways, here's my recipe for chai tea (a work in progress):
Oh and as a side note, I just kinda rough-hand most of my measurements.

1) In a big mug, add around 8 floz of boiling water on top of a chai tea bag. Let it steep for 3-5 minutes depending on personal preference.
2) Remove tea bag and add 1 tbsp. honey, mixing until fully disolved
3) Add around 1 1/2 tbsp. of a cinnamon-sugar mixture (that is 50-50 cinnamon and sugar) and stir
4) While stirring, add in a splash of vanilla extract to taste
5) add around 1/3 of a cup of milk (skim, whole, etc.), generally the more fattening, the better it tastes
6) optional: you could try adding nutmeg or cardamom to taste, although I haven't tried this out yet
7) Enjoy.

Have a good one, folks.

This is a great recipe for chicken picatta

2009-10-23T17:30:00.002-04:00

During the summer, when I have more time (and all of the utensils I actually need to make a meal)I enjoy cooking. This recipe is one I saved from this summer for chicken picatta, and it turned out pretty well if I do say so myself. A note on the capers- I think they add a lot of flavor to the dish, but they aren't by any means necessary. They're also kind of expensive and don't have too many uses in the stuff I make, but if you have them available I'd use them. Also, you should try using the plastic wrap like it suggests, but know that most meat tenderizers will rip right through them after a few whacks and you may have to change the wrap before you get the right thickness. Now I'm hungry . . .

In this low-carbohydrate dish, two simple ingredients, garlic and lemon, combine for a bold flavor.
Ingredients:

3 tablespoons all-purpose flour

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

4 boneless skinless chicken breasts (4 ounces each)

2 teaspoons olive oil

1 teaspoon butter

2 cloves garlic, minced

3/4 cup fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth

1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice

2 tablespoons chopped Italian parsley

1 tablespoon drained capers

Preparation:

Combine flour, salt and pepper in shallow pie plate. Reserve 1 tablespoon of flour mixture.

Place chicken between sheets of plastic wrap. Using flat side of meat mallet or rolling pin, pound chicken to 1/2-inch thickness. Coat chicken in flour mixture, shaking off excess.

Heat oil and butter in large nonstick skillet over medium heat until butter is melted. Cook chicken 4 to 5 minutes per side or until no longer pink in center. Transfer to serving platter and cover loosely with foil.

Add garlic to same skillet; cook and stir over medium heat 1 minute. Add reserved flour mixture; cook and stir 1 minute. Add broth and lemon juice; cook 2 minutes, stirring frequently, until sauce thickens. Stir in parsley and capers; spoon sauce over chicken.

To Be a Renaissance Man

2009-10-19T05:06:00.000-04:00

My mind has been buzzing lately. Important but currently unanswerable questions have been lingering at the edges: What am I going to do for a living? What do I really want to have as my career? Is it time to distance myself from people I don't really like, the wheat from the chaff? Why does it always seem like I don't know anything? The answer to the last one is simple, at least. I don't know anything. There's just too much information in the world. There's so much information, I just want to absorb it.

Not the first time these thoughts have crossed my mind, of course.

More and more I just want to get up and leave - go somewhere I've never been before with no friendly faces to greet me. More and more I don't care about the answers to the career-related questions, they seem so trivial . . . Many people believe in heaven, reincarnation, something that makes it feel like what they're currently doing isn't completely useless in the end-run. I am unfortunately not one of these people, although sometimes I wish I were. From my perspective, I've only got one shot at this whole life thing - I'm not going to come back to Earth to try again or live in a plane where I can do anything my heart desires. I've been contemplating traveling for a while now, seeing what everything in the world is about from my own perspective. I think I'd definitely benefit from traveling, but the costs seem to put me out of range for most of it. I want to know things, mostly for my own personal benefit. I want to learn how to juggle, to understand how to buy an Italian suit, write books, learn how to cook and bake really well, be completely fluent in Spanish, sew clothes and people back together . . . there's just so much to learn.

And that's why I've decided to make this blog a chronicle of my pursuit of knowledge - All I Need to Know. Hopefully in the future these small and random pieces of knowledge will help me answer the large and concrete questions I will eventually have to answer.

Amazing Sand Painting

2009-10-19T04:55:00.004-04:00

A friend of mine sent this to me, and it's beautiful.

Is using a Minotaur to chase detainees in a labyrinth torture?

2009-09-22T19:13:00.003-04:00

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/is_using_a_minotaur_to_gore

The Episode with The Clarks and Crazy Drunk People

2009-09-20T14:54:00.004-04:00

To be completely honest, I haven't been to many concerts in my life. I really like music, but I never really get the urge to go and see people perform live. People that know me well know that I love trying new things, so when my friend asked me to go see The Clarks (and band that up until then I had never heard of) I of course said yes. Assuring me that he would get me some of their music before we left so that I could get a feel for it, he finally fulfilled his promise by playing parts of a few of their songs on the bus ride to the concert at the Grog Shop. The Grog Shop is a local bar/concert center and a bunch of indie and upcoming bands stop by on their way through Cleveland. As I soon learned, The Clarks are a regional band located mostly in the Pittsburgh PA area. This was reinforced when a chant for the Steelers was rallied in between a few songs. But now I'm getting ahead of myself. My friend and I actually made it there on time (new record) but we were a bit too early. We ended up waiting around for an hour and a half before their opening band even started. The opening band, Colin Gawel & The Lonely Bones was . . . decent. Their lead singer, who I assume is the titular "Colin Gawel" had a voice that cleaved my brain in twain. It was fine for a few songs, but in their approximately 12 song track list his voice turned into a weapon of my demise - both piercing and high. I was glad when The Clarks finally took the stage to much applause from the crowd. I actually liked them a good deal and a few of their songs were great. The songs I knew the words to (about 2 of 26+) were covers of Beatles' songs, and I think they did a pretty great job. While all of this music was playing, there were two incredibly drunk women who kept on getting in everyone's way. One woman was completely smashed, she pushed her way to the front of the crowd near the stage and just kept reaching for the lead singer. At one point she managed to creepily touch his hair when he leaned down to pick up something. She then proceeded to sit down/pass out on the ground and some of the guys in the bar tried to remove her from the main group. She latched herself onto one really drunk guy and just kept grabbing him and trying to get his attention by reaching over me to poke him in the back. This man, also completely drunk and wearing matching argyle sweaters with his (he told us) wife then attempted to give us advice on how to pick up girls (in so many words). We were the perfect distance from him to be in the splash zone of the "spit when I talk drunk" phase. Turning back from his wife, he then told us that his wife thought he was scaring us. Wiping the spit from my face I told him that we weren't that easily scared. He then proceeded to talk to us about "cougars" and other random shit I don't remember because I eventually started to annoy him. At one point near the end of the concert he just kept trying to get my attention when I was ignoring him and I finally just kind of yelled "What?!" through the loud music. He said something along the lines of "you should go for it", referencing the incredibly drunk woman he had helped before and kept telling us we should try to get with. I think I probably just rolled my eyes at that point. Other highlights include a woman dropping a Pabst Blue Ribbon on the ground that exploded onto my back (how?) and legs, and also another drunk middle-aged woman who started trying to grind with me while I didn't have any means of escape. I think that if I learned anything from all of this it's a) I still really like to try things because they make great stories and b) never wear matching clothing with your significant other.

Jack out

Things I learned from video games #1: Don't let Kanye choose your pokemon

2009-09-16T12:59:00.005-04:00

Oh Kanye, the man who calls himself the voice of our generation. I hate him. Out of all personal traits, having too high an opinion of oneself is the least attractive to me. And Kanye doesn't just have an ego, he has a damn god complex. With quality quotes such as, "George Bush doesn't care about black people," "If I'm not the voice of this generation, who is?" and this recent stupid Taylor Swift thing I can't stand him. Granted, most of these are at least partially publicity stunts, I'm aware of that. Kanye is a incredibly shrewd businessman and he knows what he needs to do to get attention. Insult one of the most popular tween stars during her moment of glory? Touche'. But honestly, if he's"the voice of our generation" someone get me a revolver so I can end myself now.

http://kotaku.com/5360328/oh-kanye-youre-so-opinionated

Fallout 3, Blazblue, and Castlevania; Order of Ecclesia

2009-08-20T22:25:00.004-04:00

I finally went back and took the time to finish Order of Ecclesia, and while the game was certainly fun, I was a tad disappointed at times. The game pidgeonholes the players into using a few glyphs (the magical mode of attacking in the game) if they wish to proceed in the game. What's that, you like rapiers more than scythes? Well you can use your rapiers as long as you don't mind also doing half as much damage. It's a shame they didn't let the player power up weapons the more often the used them, which was a system implemented for the sub-weapons in Castlevania: Portrait of Sorrow. Overall, good game but a little repetitive.

Blazblue was exactly what I hoped it to be. It's an amazingly immersive 2D fighting game with serious chops for style. Although it's 12-character roster does feel a little cramped at times, I have no real qualms because each and every character plays differently. Each and every character. There's not much more to say about Blazblue. If you're looking for a fighting game to play, this is the one you should get.

I'm about 15-20 hours into Fallout 3, and....I'm still not sure how I feel about it. The idea of the setting is amazing. A Post-apocalyptic world with a 1950s flair. Bioshock did an amazing job with a similar setting by blending 1950s art deco, music, and environment with a sinister and cool genetic thread. Fallout 3 has the music and some of the art down, but the environment...well...it looks post-apocalyptic. When exploring I'm mostly covering large expanses of dirt and sand. Sometimes I'll see a city in the distance and I'll decide to investigate. Oh there are raiders in the city. Nothing else? No? Alright back to the dirt and sand then. Besides that, the whole DC area is a shambles. To get from one area to another you have to go through a bunch of different subway systems, but they all look very similar. I feel like I would enjoy this game a lot more if I didn't spend as much time playing it. A strange notion at first, but hear me out. I feel like I've exhausted the environment. What was meant to be exciting and new when you passed it during the main quest becomes bland and repetitive after passing it 20 times during sidequests. I can see that in some of the DLC expansion packs they add onto the setting, with a swamp setting and a more futuristic setting. Right now? No more sand.

School and other things

2009-08-20T22:15:00.002-04:00

So school is starting pretty soon. Monday in fact. I'm happy to go back and see all my friends, but the departure is always bittersweet. I'll miss the time after summer classes ended where I had nothing to do. Now, suddenly, I can feel the crush of homework and responsibility again. I guess this means no more narrow escapes from the police, playing cards in tents on roofs, going to IHOP at 5 in the morning, and everything else I now associate with summer. It also means I have to finalize my classes, get CITI certified for my research group, move all my shit, buy new books, etc. Unfortunately, school worries are just compounded by personal ones. Once I'm back in school I'll be happier, but just because I forget about some of my problems doesn't mean they'll go away.

How to create a ghost

2009-07-22T21:24:00.003-04:00

Clink on the link if you're curious. Basically a small group of people created the history for a ghost, which then proceeded to haunt them. Do I believe in ghosts? No. Is this interesting? Incredibly.

Auto-antonyms, words with opposite definitions

2009-07-13T14:43:00.002-04:00

Just another quirk in the English language. We have a bunch of words that have completely opposite meanings based on their context. E.g. Cleave. You can cleave to the side of a raft and never let go (am I right Titanic?) or you can cleave two things apart. For more fun auto-antonyms, here's the wiki article.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_self-contradicting_words_in_English

Top Ten Things I Don't Care About

2009-07-11T20:00:00.005-04:00

(10) Sports teams you like and how well they're doing
(9) The personal lives of celebrities/Michael Jackson's death
(8) How well you think you did on a test you took
(7) Why you have a rash
(6) Intimate details of your sex life
(5) What you think would be a better use of my time
(4) People that lived in the 1800s
(3) Your political views
(2) How busy/horrible your life is
(1) How awesome you think you are

Let me clarify for number two. Everyone needs to vent once in a while, but it's when it becomes extremely excessive that it's a pain in the ass.

Everyone has difficult days and it's good to get your feelings off your chest by talking to someone else. This does not mean that every time I see you I want to hear about how difficult your day was. This is by far the most annoying when your decisions are what caused the bad things to happen in the first place. You cheated on your boy/girlfriend and then they found out? I don't care. The job you applied for is really difficult? If it's worth talking about every day, maybe you should quit.

I like listening to what other people's problems are and helping them out, but remember undefined you - you need to do something in order to make your situation better.

These Fungi Will Kill Everything You Love

2009-07-06T23:51:00.001-04:00

Female leads: Noir

2009-07-06T00:49:00.005-04:00

I decided that I wanted to watch a new anime, the problem is that I hate a lot of it. I've been digging through the usual onslaught of shallow "save the princess with your awesome powers" types, the boring mecha fights, etc...

One of my problems with anime is that they continuously portray side characters, especially women, as being completely useless.

Let's take a look at two of the most popular bishounen anime in Japan - Naruto and Bleach. The female leads, Sakura and Orihime respectively, both have their moments in the sun, but are often the "useless one" in the fights. In addition, their powers are relegated to being "support" skills. Sakura has insane super-strength, but in battles she stays away from the opponents in case she needs to heal her allies. Orihime has a twist on the same power. Yawn.

Now compare this to cartoons in the United States, where female characters get important roles more often - Avatar:The Last Airbender has one of my favorite new heroines, Kitara. She's a fun-to-watch little feminist who decides she doesn't want to focus her water-bending abilities on healing. She wants to kick some ass. And she does.

In terms of anime, I've settled on Noir. It seems like it could be fun - a relatively simple girls with guns type of show, based on two assassins uncovering the past. I'm only a few episodes in, but it seems like it could go either way. I hope they can keep the main two characters, including the titular Noir, more than just a girl in a dress with a submachine gun.

Scribblenauts is going to be the best writing-based game ever

2009-07-02T13:22:00.003-04:00

Not to mention the only one I'll probably ever play. This game just seems so ripe for epic video game stories. In fact, I've already heard a great story about someone who used a time machine to go back in time, ride a dinosaur into the future, and commanded it to kill ROBOT ZOMBIES. In my book that sounds pretty epic. I've heard rumors that the objects available in-game may be in upwards of 10,000, which is just thoroughly insane by any standards. Look forward to scribbling your way into history Fall 09.

Of Cedar Point and Roller Coasters

2009-07-02T13:05:00.002-04:00

I'm going to Cedar Point next Tuesday, and it's going to be awesome. For those that don't know, Cedar Point is the best amusement/roller coaster park ever. If memory serves me right, it has more roller coasters than any other place on Earth. It has the fastest roller coaster, The Dragster, and a few years ago had the tallest roller coaster, the Millenium Force. I think the MF was surpassed a few years ago at some other park. I was lucky enough to grow up with roller coasters, having multiple amusement parks in close proximity. God I love roller coasters - the best feeling is right at the top, as soon as the majority of the weight is on the downward part of the hill, and you feel gravity pulling you down, MAN that's good stuff.

Greetings and Opening Links

2009-07-01T15:47:00.005-04:00

Hey there, and thanks for coming to visit my blog, All I Need to Know I Learned from Games! Or, in acronym form AINTKILFG. I'm working on that. The name itself I got from those kindergarten posters that posit "Everything I ever need to know I learned in kindergarten" - which, as I'm learning in my summer classes right now, is apparently not true. But enough about me for now, onto the good stuff.

For those of you who haven't heard of BlazBlue yet, it's a fighting game created as a spiritual successor to the Guilty Gear series. The game has some amazing and crazy character designs - in the following video you'll see Noel, who uses guns to attack almost exclusively in close range, and Ragna (who I think has the worst character design - He's viciously generic).

If you managed to preorder it before it was released on June 30th, you would've snagged a very nice soundtrack and DVD with tips to get started. In addition, Gamestop was giving out a nice art book if ordered online. All of theses for the regular retail price of $60. I should be getting my copy in a few days, and I'll keep ya updated. Available on both XBOX 360 and PS3.

(scores from wikipedia)

Playstation: The Official Magazine awarded the console version a 4.5/5 stars[5]

Game Informer awarded the console version a 7.75/10.[6]

OXM (Official Xbox Magazine) awarded the console version an 8.0/10.

Hardcore Gamer Magazine awarded the console version a 5/5. [7]

IGN awarded the console version a 9.4/10.